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1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

3. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. Born free, taxed to death.

6. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

7. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

8. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

9. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

10. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the
        other three, he was the genius.

11. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

12. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

13. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

14. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

15. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

16. Someday is not a day of the week

17. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

18. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

19. Its really painful to say goodbye to someone that you dont want to let go but...
     It´s even more painful to ask someone to stay if they never wanted to stay....

20. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

And the all time favorite...

21. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or
       married to someone else …