The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" 
The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. “The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story:

Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

Posted by lovefull on August 9, 2019 at 07:11 PM | hit me

Love is not an acronym so it does not have any full form.

Pretty much sums up everything.

Should have been loveful.. but full is better than fool, or maybe not.

Btw, stumbled upon some old letters. Well that was foolish of me to write those.

Yet somehow, it wakes me up from the dream into the reality.

Reading them made me understand my mistakes, which mind you i still keep on doing.

Guess i just didn't notice the wrong things i keep on repeating.

Silly me. After all those years, no matter how i try to change myself..

I'm still going back to square 1. Ha!

Posted by lovefull on August 9, 2019 at 05:06 PM | hit me

Never thought that I... would be back here.

As much as I don't want to rant, Guess that's what I'm here for.

Maybe to vent out things..

Just not to keep it all inside..

So am I not that helpful at all. Well maybe I could try a bit harder.

I really don't want to exhaust myself explaining my side.

I understand you are tired of all the things happening around you

and would want to have all the help you can get.

But then again, What I have is all the help I can give. 

I can give it a bit more and exert more effort.

But with the words i'm hearing, You could instead give me a push.

I didn't ask your help with most of the things cause I know it is my responsibility.

Thinking about it, the line above is another point of argument for you if ever you get to read this.

And now I imagine I get to be bombarded with whatsoever things that would be running inside your mind.

I know I have said words to hurt you. I wouldn't deny that.

I don't want to reflect back the ideas that you yourself have been implying.

I really would like to say that I don't know what to do at this point.. 

but the sad thing is I do. But how could I do that.. when all the things I'm hearing from you

are all complaints of what life has to offer. I appreciate you for all the things that you've done 

and all the things you are doing, it's just that I failed to say or make you feel it.

As much as I would want to explain myself, it would be pointless as the police says

you have the right to remain silent. everything you say can be used or maybe used against you.

P.S. So the apple does really not fall off far from the tree. I'm trying to be not like him but unconciously react like him.

Need to control anger, feelings, voice and reaction. But somehow I now get to understand why he acted that way.

Now I'm not sure if I need to tell her all about this or just keep it all with me. Just like the old times..

Posted by lovefull on August 2, 2019 at 02:45 PM | 2 cares

Sana ang pag-ibig ay para na lang exam..

para kahit gaano karami ang mali,

yung tama parin ang binibilang.

Posted by lovefull on July 15, 2014 at 09:06 AM | 2 cares

When I'm wiser and I'm older... sigh.

I knew things like this would happen. Didn't came up to be prepared for such series of unfortunate events.
I'd like to rant about everything but I guess I'll probably keep it to myself for now. (hmm.. this seems familiar..)
Anyhow, So tell me.. How does it feel to sleep outside. I wonder.. I curse myself for thinking thoughts of sleeping
in the pavement. Yes that cold cement lying face down swimming in the pool of my own blood. That for sure would
let me sleep, i just don't know when will i wake up from that one.

Is it me? Or is it really me? Sometimes I don't get to realize things that are happening to me and the people around me. Guess the x did quite a good description out of me. Oblivious and Insensitive, two words.. just enough to make me cry to sleep at night. Could someone send me a let me know note in times that I feel to do something stupid? As much as I 'd like to do something about it, the other side seems unresponsive. I feel like i'm just the one doing the effort to understand the things happening. I mean, shouldn't be part of the relationship be somehow related to people having their daily conversations? argh. Wish I had those that mind reading powers, so that I could just understand how others feel and how they want to be treated. I really don't want to play guessing games and might as well just give it to me pronto.

I'm no guy when it comes to this.

Posted by lovefull on March 29, 2014 at 04:13 PM | 2 cares
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